Slate Coasters

Embrace the art of relaxation with our "No Working During Drinking Hours" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from premium slate, this coaster not only protects your surfaces but also adds a touch of humor to your space. The engraved quote serves as a playful reminder to prioritize leisure and unwind with your favorite drink in hand. Whether you're enjoying a quiet evening alone or hosting friends, this coaster is sure to bring a smile to your face and enhance your relaxation experience.

Celebrate American pride and tradition with our "Patriotic American Flag with Rifle Accents" slate coaster. This unique design showcases the timeless beauty of the American flag, adorned with subtle rifle motifs at the end of the stripes. Crafted from premium slate, it not only protects your surfaces but also serves as a poignant reminder of the nation's rich history and the values it holds dear. Whether you're a collector of Americana decor or simply appreciate unique designs, this coaster is sure to spark conversation and admiration.

Dive into patriotic elegance with our "Fish on American Flag" slate coaster. Adorned with a captivating design of a fish gracefully swimming against the backdrop of the American flag, this coaster perfectly merges maritime charm with national pride. Crafted from premium slate, it not only protects your surfaces but also adds a touch of coastal sophistication to your space. Whether you're a fishing enthusiast or simply love Americana decor, this coaster is sure to make a splash on your table.

Capture the essence of American wilderness with our  Deer on American Flag slate coaster. Featuring a striking design of a majestic deer against the backdrop of the American flag, this coaster embodies the harmony between nature and patriotism. Crafted from premium slate, it not only protects your surfaces but also adds a touch of rustic elegance to your space. Whether you're a wildlife enthusiast or simply love Americana decor, this coaster is sure to make a statement on your table.

Experience the richness of introspection with our "Anti-Social Whiskey Club" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Meticulously crafted from high-quality slate, this coaster not only safeguards your surfaces but also adds a touch of humor to your space. The engraved quote celebrates the joy of sipping whiskey in your own company, creating a moment of intimate indulgence. Whether you're an introvert or a whiskey enthusiast, this coaster is a tasteful addition to your home decor. Here's to the exclusive fellowship of the "Anti-Social Whiskey Club!"

Join the exclusive "Anti-Social Coffee Club" with our 4-inch circular slate coaster. Meticulously crafted, this coaster not only protects your surfaces but also adds a touch of humor to your coffee moments. The engraved quote celebrates the joy of savoring a cup of coffee in peaceful solitude, creating a moment of quiet bliss. Ideal for introverts and coffee connoisseurs alike, this coaster is a stylish and functional addition to your home decor. Here's to the unique fellowship of the "Anti-Social Coffee Club!" Comes with Set of 4 coasters

Celebrate the art of introverted elegance with our "Anti-Social Wine Club" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from premium slate, this coaster not only protects your surfaces but also adds a humorous and sophisticated touch to your space. The engraved quote embraces the pleasure of enjoying a glass of wine in your own company, creating a moment of quiet indulgence. Ideal for introverts and wine enthusiasts alike, this coaster is a stylish addition to your home decor. Cheers to the exclusive realm of the "Anti-Social Wine Club!" Comes with Set of 4 coasters

Indulge in the quiet pleasure of solitude with our "Anti-Social Beer Club" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from high-quality slate, this coaster not only protects your surfaces but also adds a humorous touch to your space. The engraved quote celebrates the joy of enjoying a beer in your own company, perfect for introverts and those who appreciate a moment of peace. Elevate your home decor with this coaster, or gift it to someone who values the serenity of a solitary drink. Cheers to the exclusive world of the "Anti-Social Beer Club!" Comes with Set of 4 coasters

Raise a toast to the joy of dog companionship with our "In Dog Beers I've Only Had One" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from premium slate, this coaster not only protects your surfaces but also captures the essence of the canine spirit. The engraved quote is a lighthearted reminder of the simple pleasures of enjoying a drink with your furry friend by your side. Whether you're a dog lover or looking for a charming gift, this coaster is a delightful addition to your home decor. Cheers to the moments shared with man's best friend!

Embark on a journey of self-discovery with our "Hidden Talents and Tequila" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from premium slate, this coaster not only protects your surfaces but also adds a touch of humor to your space. The engraved quote serves as a reminder of the unexpected revelations that may unfold with the help of tequila. Whether you're hosting a gathering or enjoying a quiet evening, this coaster is a playful and stylish choice. Elevate your home decor with the charm of hidden talents and the spirit of tequila.

Inject a dose of mystery and humor into your gatherings with our "Poisoned or Not" slate coaster set. This collection of four 4-inch circular coasters includes two with the statement "That One's Poisoned" and two with the reassuring "That One's Not Poisoned." Crafted from high-quality slate, each coaster not only protects your surfaces but also adds a playful twist to your table setting. Whether you're hosting a dinner party or enjoying a quiet evening, this coaster set is a conversation starter and a unique addition to your home decor. Gift it to friends or keep it for yourself – either way, it's a charming and functional choice.

Make a statement in your home with our "Don't Fuck Up the Table (Use a Coaster)" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from high-quality slate, this coaster not only protects your table but also adds a touch of bold humor to your space. The engraved quote serves as a reminder to keep things classy while enjoying your favorite beverages. Durable and stylish, this coaster is a must-have for those who appreciate a blend of edginess and practicality in their home decor. Protect your table in style!

Celebrate the joy of companionship with our "It's Not Drinking Alone If the Dog Is Home" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from premium slate, this coaster is not just a practical addition to your space but also a declaration of love for your furry friend. The engraved quote adds a lighthearted touch, making it a delightful conversation starter. Share a laugh and protect your surfaces with this charming coaster – an ideal choice for pet lovers or a thoughtful gift for those who appreciate the bond between a glass and a wagging tail.

Add a touch of humor to your living space with our "One Should Always Use Protection" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from premium slate, this coaster not only protects your surfaces but also serves as a conversation starter. The witty engraved quote makes it a unique and playful addition to your home decor. The high-quality slate ensures durability, making it a practical and stylish choice. Elevate your space with this distinctive coaster, or gift it to someone who appreciates a good laugh and functional design.

Indulge in the art of stylish living with our "Be Classy and Shit, Use a Coaster" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from high-quality slate, this coaster serves as a functional and humorous accent to your space. The engraved quote adds a touch of wit and charm, encouraging everyone to be classy in their own unique way. The durable slate construction ensures longevity, making it a perfect addition to your home or a thoughtful gift for those who appreciate a blend of elegance and humor. Comes with Set of 4 coasters