Finally, a fortune cookie that tells it like it is. This adorable-yet-blunt sticker delivers brutal honesty in a bite-sized snack form. Great for adult humor lovers, chaos gremlins, or anyone running on caffeine and sarcasm.
Features:
- Waterproof and weather-resistant vinyl
- Glossy finish for vibrant, beachy vibes
- Perfect for water bottles, laptops, tumblers, and travel gear
- Approx. 2.5” wide
- Durable adhesive that sticks strong but peels clean