Your Anxiety Is a Lying Hoe Sticker
$3.00
Normalize calling out your inner saboteur—with flowers. This bold and sassy sticker reminds anxiety it can shove it. Perfect for laptops, journals, mirrors, or anywhere that needs a dose of truth with flair.
Features:
Waterproof and weather-resistant vinyl
Glossy finish for vibrant, beachy vibes
Perfect for water bottles, laptops, tumblers, and travel gear
Approx. 2.5” wide
Durable adhesive that sticks strong but peels clean
Full Transparency Lemon Squeezy Sticker
$3.00
This raccoon has been through it—and he’s still here. A sweet and subtle nod to resilience, honesty, and lemons that fight back.
Features:
Waterproof and weather-resistant vinyl
Glossy finish for vibrant, beachy vibes
Perfect for water bottles, laptops, tumblers, and travel gear
Approx. 2.5” wide
Durable adhesive that sticks strong but peels clean
Drink Your Water or You'll Die Sticker
$3.00
A classic reminder that hydration is life—literally. Featuring passive-aggressive charm in a vintage pop-up style, this is peak millennial energy.
Features:
Waterproof and weather-resistant vinyl
Glossy finish for vibrant, beachy vibes
Perfect for water bottles, laptops, tumblers, and travel gear
Approx. 2.5” wide
Durable adhesive that sticks strong but peels clean
Neuro Spicy Sticker – Funny Neurodivergent Vinyl Decal
$3.00
Bring the heat and the humor with this Neuro Spicy sticker! Perfect for anyone who’s a little bit neurodivergent and a lot bit awesome. Featuring a red chili pepper and bold yellow banner, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for laptops, notebooks, or water bottles.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Bold & Fun – A playful nod to neurodivergent pride.✔ Bright Design – Eye-catching chili pepper with warm tones.✔ Water Bottle Friendly – Hand wash only for lasting color.✔ Perfect Size – Approx. 2.5” wide and full of spicy personality.
Sticker Details:
Premium vinyl sticker, approx. 2.5” wide
Intended for indoor use
Hand wash only if applied to water bottles
Best on flat decorative surfaces (laptops, notebooks, mirrors, planners, etc.)
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and monitor differences
Sorry I’m Late I Don’t Want to Be Here Sticker – Funny Turtle Vinyl Decal
$3.00
For the perpetually tired and socially reluctant, this Sorry I’m Late I Don’t Want to Be Here sticker says it all—so you don’t have to. Featuring a cute yellow turtle with an honest message, it’s perfect for laptops, notebooks, planners, or anywhere that needs a dose of deadpan humor.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Funny & Relatable – Perfect for introverts and anyone done with small talk.✔ Cute Design – A charming turtle with a sarcastic twist.✔ Water Bottle Friendly – Hand wash only for lasting color.✔ Perfect Size – Approx. 2.5” wide, easy to place anywhere.
Sticker Details:
Premium vinyl sticker, approx. 2.5” wide
Intended for indoor use
Hand wash only if applied to water bottles
Best on flat decorative surfaces (laptops, notebooks, mirrors, planners, etc.)
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and monitor differences
Have You Tried Screaming Sticker – Cute Kawaii Fox Vinyl Laptop & Water Bottle Decal
$3.00
When life (or your computer) stops cooperating, take advice from this little fox: Have you tried screaming? This funny and cute sticker features a headset-wearing fox at a laptop, offering the most relatable support tip ever. Perfect for tech workers, students, and anyone barely holding it together with coffee and chaos.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Funny & Relatable – Ideal for anyone who lives on caffeine and sarcasm.✔ Cute Kawaii Design – A cheerful fox for your desk, laptop, or notebook.✔ Water Bottle Friendly – Hand wash only for lasting color.✔ Perfect Size – Approx. 2.5” wide for bold, adorable flair.
Sticker Details:
Premium vinyl sticker, approx. 2.5” wide
Intended for indoor use
Hand wash only if applied to water bottles
Best on flat decorative surfaces (laptops, notebooks, mirrors, planners, etc.)
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and monitor differences
Due to Personal Reasons I’m Evil Now Sticker – Funny Rainbow Heart Vinyl Decal
$3.00
Bright, sassy, and just a little unhinged — this Due to Personal Reasons I’m Evil Now sticker says what we’re all thinking. Featuring bold black text on a pastel rainbow heart, it’s the perfect mix of cute and chaotic energy for your laptop, water bottle, or notebook.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Funny & Relatable – Perfect for lovers of sarcasm and dark humor.✔ Bright & Colorful – Eye-catching rainbow heart design.✔ Water Bottle Friendly – Hand wash only for lasting color.✔ Perfect Size – Approx. 2.5” wide for a bold pop of personality.
Sticker Details:
Premium vinyl sticker, approx. 2.5” wide
Intended for indoor use
Hand wash only if applied to water bottles
Best on flat decorative surfaces (laptops, notebooks, mirrors, planners, etc.)
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and monitor differences
Cotton Candy Panda Sticker – Cute Kawaii Vinyl Laptop & Water Bottle Decal
$3.00
Sweet, soft, and oh-so-cute — this Cotton Candy Panda sticker is the perfect mix of cozy and cheerful. Featuring a chubby panda holding fluffy pink cotton candy, it’s a must-have for fans of kawaii art and adorable animal designs.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Cute & Whimsical – Perfect for panda fans and lovers of all things kawaii.✔ Versatile – Great for laptops, notebooks, mirrors, or planners.✔ Water Bottle Friendly – Hand wash only for lasting color.✔ Perfect Size – Approx. 2.5” wide, ideal for decorating small spaces.
Sticker Details:
Premium vinyl sticker, approx. 2.5” wide
Intended for indoor use
Hand wash only if applied to water bottles
Best on flat decorative surfaces (laptops, notebooks, mirrors, planners, etc.)
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and monitor differences
New Plan Fuck It Sticker – Funny Vinyl Laptop & Water Bottle Decal
$3.00
For those days when Plan A, B, and C all crash and burn — meet your new mantra. This New Plan Fuck It sticker is the perfect blend of planner aesthetic and chaotic real-life energy. Bright, bold, and honest, it’s made for anyone who’s over it (but still has great taste).
✨ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Funny & Relatable – Perfect for sarcastic, unfiltered humor.✔ Versatile – Great for laptops, notebooks, planners, or mirrors.✔ Water Bottle Friendly – Hand wash only for lasting color.✔ Perfect Size – Approx. 2.5” wide for bold decoration without bulk.
Sticker Details:
Premium vinyl sticker, approx. 2.5” wide
Intended for indoor use
Hand wash only if applied to water bottles
Best on flat decorative surfaces (laptops, notebooks, mirrors, planners, etc.)
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and monitor differences
Note to Self Sticker – Funny Motivational Vinyl Laptop & Water Bottle Decal
$3.00
Start your day with a little tough love and a lot of confidence. This Note to Self sticker features a pastel notepad design with the reminder we all need sometimes: you did not wake up to be a weak ass bitch. Perfect for planners, laptops, or anywhere that could use a bold boost of motivation.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Funny & Empowering – A daily dose of unapologetic motivation.✔ Versatile – Great for laptops, notebooks, mirrors, or planners.✔ Water Bottle Friendly – Hand wash only for lasting color.✔ Perfect Size – Approx. 2.5” wide, bold enough to be noticed.
Sticker Details:
Premium vinyl sticker, approx. 2.5” wide
Intended for indoor use
Hand wash only if applied to water bottles
Best on flat decorative surfaces (laptops, notebooks, mirrors, planners, etc.)
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and monitor differences
Hello I’m Gonna Cry Sticker – Funny Vinyl Laptop & Water Bottle Decal
$3.00
Keep it real with this Hello I’m Gonna Cry sticker! Styled like a name tag with pastel pink and bold black lettering, this funny sticker is perfect for anyone who embraces sarcasm, humor, and a touch of honesty.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Funny & Relatable – Perfect for those “same energy” vibes.✔ Versatile – Great for laptops, notebooks, planners, or mirrors.✔ Water Bottle Friendly – Hand wash only for lasting color.✔ Perfect Size – Approx. 2.5” wide for bold decoration without bulk.
Sticker Details:
Premium vinyl sticker, approx. 2.5” wide
Intended for indoor use
Hand wash only if applied to water bottles
Best on flat decorative surfaces (laptops, notebooks, mirrors, planners, etc.)
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and monitor differences
F-Caw-F Crow Sticker – Funny Vinyl Laptop & Water Bottle Decal
$3.00
Add some attitude to your collection with this F-Caw-F crow sticker! Featuring a cheeky cartoon crow on a branch, it’s the perfect novelty sticker for anyone who loves sarcastic humor and playful designs.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Funny & Unique – A crow with plenty of personality.✔ Versatile – Great for laptops, notebooks, planners, or mirrors.✔ Water Bottle Friendly – Hand wash only for long-lasting use.✔ Perfect Size – Approx. 2.5” wide for bold decoration without bulk.
Sticker Details:
Premium vinyl sticker, approx. 2.5” wide
Intended for indoor use
Hand wash only if applied to water bottles
Best on flat decorative surfaces (laptops, notebooks, mirrors, planners, etc.)
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and monitor differences
Read Banned Books Sticker – Rainbow Vinyl Laptop & Water Bottle Decal
$3.00
🌈 Stand Proud. Read Loud. 🌈
Our Read Banned Books Sticker is here to spread color, joy, and a powerful message. Featuring bold red lettering across a vibrant rainbow, this vinyl sticker makes the perfect accessory for book lovers, teachers, librarians, and anyone who believes in the freedom to read.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Vinyl & Durable – Perfect for laptops, notebooks, planners, or mirrors.✔ Water Bottle Friendly – Safe for hand-wash use (not dishwasher safe).✔ Bright & Bold – Rainbow design that catches the eye.✔ Easy to Use – Smooth, flat-surface application.
📚 At approx. 2.5” wide, this sticker is just the right size for decorating your favorite spot with some colorful bookish rebellion.
Sticker Details:
Premium vinyl sticker, approx. 2.5” wide
Intended for indoor use
Hand wash only if applied to water bottles
Best for flat, decorative surfaces (laptops, notebooks, planners, mirrors, etc.)
Everything Hurts and I’m Dying Possum Sticker
$3.00
This dramatic possum gets it. Life is pain. This sticker is perfect for water bottles, laptops, and those days when existing is just too much.
Features:
Waterproof and weather-resistant vinyl
Glossy finish for vibrant, beachy vibes
Perfect for water bottles, laptops, tumblers, and travel gear
Approx. 2.5” wide
Durable adhesive that sticks strong but peels clean
Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had My Breakdown Sticker
$3.00
Forget coffee—some of us need a full emotional spiral to start the day. This sticker says what we’re all thinking on Monday mornings.
Features:
Waterproof and weather-resistant vinyl
Glossy finish for vibrant, beachy vibes
Perfect for water bottles, laptops, tumblers, and travel gear
Approx. 2.5” wide
Durable adhesive that sticks strong but peels clean
