Slate Coasters

Experience the richness of introspection with our "Anti-Social Whiskey Club" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Meticulously crafted from high-quality slate, this coaster not only safeguards your surfaces but also adds a touch of humor to your space. The engraved quote celebrates the joy of sipping whiskey in your own company, creating a moment of intimate indulgence. Whether you're an introvert or a whiskey enthusiast, this coaster is a tasteful addition to your home decor. Here's to the exclusive fellowship of the "Anti-Social Whiskey Club!"

Join the exclusive "Anti-Social Coffee Club" with our 4-inch circular slate coaster. Meticulously crafted, this coaster not only protects your surfaces but also adds a touch of humor to your coffee moments. The engraved quote celebrates the joy of savoring a cup of coffee in peaceful solitude, creating a moment of quiet bliss. Ideal for introverts and coffee connoisseurs alike, this coaster is a stylish and functional addition to your home decor. Here's to the unique fellowship of the "Anti-Social Coffee Club!" Comes with Set of 4 coasters

Celebrate the art of introverted elegance with our "Anti-Social Wine Club" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from premium slate, this coaster not only protects your surfaces but also adds a humorous and sophisticated touch to your space. The engraved quote embraces the pleasure of enjoying a glass of wine in your own company, creating a moment of quiet indulgence. Ideal for introverts and wine enthusiasts alike, this coaster is a stylish addition to your home decor. Cheers to the exclusive realm of the "Anti-Social Wine Club!" Comes with Set of 4 coasters

Indulge in the quiet pleasure of solitude with our "Anti-Social Beer Club" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from high-quality slate, this coaster not only protects your surfaces but also adds a humorous touch to your space. The engraved quote celebrates the joy of enjoying a beer in your own company, perfect for introverts and those who appreciate a moment of peace. Elevate your home decor with this coaster, or gift it to someone who values the serenity of a solitary drink. Cheers to the exclusive world of the "Anti-Social Beer Club!" Comes with Set of 4 coasters

Raise a toast to the joy of dog companionship with our "In Dog Beers I've Only Had One" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from premium slate, this coaster not only protects your surfaces but also captures the essence of the canine spirit. The engraved quote is a lighthearted reminder of the simple pleasures of enjoying a drink with your furry friend by your side. Whether you're a dog lover or looking for a charming gift, this coaster is a delightful addition to your home decor. Cheers to the moments shared with man's best friend!

Embark on a journey of self-discovery with our "Hidden Talents and Tequila" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from premium slate, this coaster not only protects your surfaces but also adds a touch of humor to your space. The engraved quote serves as a reminder of the unexpected revelations that may unfold with the help of tequila. Whether you're hosting a gathering or enjoying a quiet evening, this coaster is a playful and stylish choice. Elevate your home decor with the charm of hidden talents and the spirit of tequila.

Inject a dose of mystery and humor into your gatherings with our "Poisoned or Not" slate coaster set. This collection of four 4-inch circular coasters includes two with the statement "That One's Poisoned" and two with the reassuring "That One's Not Poisoned." Crafted from high-quality slate, each coaster not only protects your surfaces but also adds a playful twist to your table setting. Whether you're hosting a dinner party or enjoying a quiet evening, this coaster set is a conversation starter and a unique addition to your home decor. Gift it to friends or keep it for yourself – either way, it's a charming and functional choice.

Make a statement in your home with our "Don't Fuck Up the Table (Use a Coaster)" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from high-quality slate, this coaster not only protects your table but also adds a touch of bold humor to your space. The engraved quote serves as a reminder to keep things classy while enjoying your favorite beverages. Durable and stylish, this coaster is a must-have for those who appreciate a blend of edginess and practicality in their home decor. Protect your table in style!

Celebrate the joy of companionship with our "It's Not Drinking Alone If the Dog Is Home" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from premium slate, this coaster is not just a practical addition to your space but also a declaration of love for your furry friend. The engraved quote adds a lighthearted touch, making it a delightful conversation starter. Share a laugh and protect your surfaces with this charming coaster – an ideal choice for pet lovers or a thoughtful gift for those who appreciate the bond between a glass and a wagging tail.

Add a touch of humor to your living space with our "One Should Always Use Protection" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from premium slate, this coaster not only protects your surfaces but also serves as a conversation starter. The witty engraved quote makes it a unique and playful addition to your home decor. The high-quality slate ensures durability, making it a practical and stylish choice. Elevate your space with this distinctive coaster, or gift it to someone who appreciates a good laugh and functional design.

Indulge in the art of stylish living with our "Be Classy and Shit, Use a Coaster" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from high-quality slate, this coaster serves as a functional and humorous accent to your space. The engraved quote adds a touch of wit and charm, encouraging everyone to be classy in their own unique way. The durable slate construction ensures longevity, making it a perfect addition to your home or a thoughtful gift for those who appreciate a blend of elegance and humor. Comes with Set of 4 coasters

Elevate your beverage experience with our "I Enjoy Being Used" 4-inch circular slate coaster. Crafted from premium slate, this coaster not only protects surfaces but also adds a touch of personality to your space. The unique engraved quote makes it a conversation starter, perfect for those who appreciate a touch of humor and individuality in their home decor. The high-quality slate ensures durability, making it an ideal gift or addition to your own collection. Embrace the joy of being used with this distinctive and functional coaster.